{"id":95563,"date":"2018-12-12T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-12T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=95563"},"modified":"2023-09-23T18:04:53","modified_gmt":"2023-09-24T01:04:53","slug":"spotted-on-the-roadside-around-austin-tx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/spotted-on-the-roadside-around-austin-tx\/","title":{"rendered":"Spotted on the Roadside Around Austin, TX"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-97163\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Couch-Potatoes-1-of-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Couch-Potatoes-1-of-2.jpg 900w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Couch-Potatoes-1-of-2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Couch-Potatoes-1-of-2-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Couch-Potatoes-1-of-2-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-97173\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Couch-Potatoes-2-of-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"740\" height=\"555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Couch-Potatoes-2-of-2.jpg 900w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Couch-Potatoes-2-of-2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Couch-Potatoes-2-of-2-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Couch-Potatoes-2-of-2-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Giant couch potatoes spotted on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/@30.3687366,-97.6818544,3a,75y,280.72h,83.16t\/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1svwhXlvSl6EGN8RfzHNrDWQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192\">N Interstate 35 Frontage Road in Austin, TX<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-97183\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/giant-boots-1-of-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/giant-boots-1-of-2.jpg 900w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/giant-boots-1-of-2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/giant-boots-1-of-2-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/giant-boots-1-of-2-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-97193\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/giant-boots-2-of-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"675\" height=\"900\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/giant-boots-2-of-2.jpg 675w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/giant-boots-2-of-2-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/giant-boots-2-of-2-500x667.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">World&#8217;s Largest Cowboy Boots (check out that ostrich skin, time for some <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hr_0zUYdrzA\">new boot goofin&#8217;<\/a>) spotted on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/@29.5201398,-98.494158,3a,75y,152.33h,88t\/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s09T9_AnjWbsr0vH3xoNkaw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656\">I-410 access road in San Antonio<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-97203\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/giant-fork-1-of-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"675\" height=\"900\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/giant-fork-1-of-1.jpg 675w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/giant-fork-1-of-1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/giant-fork-1-of-1-500x667.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Giant fork spotted in front of Hyde Park Bar &amp; Grill on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/@30.3039749,-97.7265125,3a,55.4y,355.05h,100.75t\/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sXSRBSk5AMUTsRuk74d9L2g!2e0!7i16384!8i8192\">Duvall St in Austin<\/a> (The object being forked changes!)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-97213\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/light-bulb-store-1-of-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/light-bulb-store-1-of-2.jpg 900w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/light-bulb-store-1-of-2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/light-bulb-store-1-of-2-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/light-bulb-store-1-of-2-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-97223\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/light-bulb-store-2-of-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"740\" height=\"555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/light-bulb-store-2-of-2.jpg 900w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/light-bulb-store-2-of-2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/light-bulb-store-2-of-2-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/light-bulb-store-2-of-2-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Light Bulb Shop spotted on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/@30.3388482,-97.7392532,3a,75y,298.45h,85.2t\/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sP8nm3AjpRrVixaT60WgMlA!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo3.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DP8nm3AjpRrVixaT60WgMlA%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dsearch.TACTILE.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D96%26h%3D64%26yaw%3D354.66525%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192\">Burnet Rd in Austin<\/a> (now permanently closed)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-97233\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-4-of-16.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-4-of-16.jpg 900w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-4-of-16-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-4-of-16-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-4-of-16-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-97243\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-5-of-16.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"740\" height=\"555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-5-of-16.jpg 900w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-5-of-16-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-5-of-16-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-5-of-16-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-97253\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-6-of-16.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"740\" height=\"555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-6-of-16.jpg 900w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-6-of-16-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-6-of-16-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-6-of-16-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-97263\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-7-of-16.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"740\" height=\"555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-7-of-16.jpg 900w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-7-of-16-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-7-of-16-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-7-of-16-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-97273\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-8-of-16.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"740\" height=\"555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-8-of-16.jpg 900w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-8-of-16-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-8-of-16-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Nessy-8-of-16-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Nessy spotted on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/@30.2975224,-97.7054688,3a,75y,166.86h,85.1t\/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sJ9CUV_1pCeaqd4RwNLx4iA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192\">Simond Ave in Austin, TX<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-97283\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-1-of-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-1-of-8.jpg 800w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-1-of-8-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-1-of-8-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-1-of-8-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-97293\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-2-of-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"740\" height=\"555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-2-of-8.jpg 800w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-2-of-8-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-2-of-8-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-2-of-8-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-97313\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-4-of-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"740\" height=\"555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-4-of-8.jpg 800w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-4-of-8-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-4-of-8-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-4-of-8-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-97323\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-5-of-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"740\" height=\"555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-5-of-8.jpg 800w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-5-of-8-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-5-of-8-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-5-of-8-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Of course someone would vandalize a sculpture meant to recognize the magnificence of all humanity. Of course they would.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-97303\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-3-of-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"740\" height=\"555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-3-of-8.jpg 800w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-3-of-8-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-3-of-8-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-3-of-8-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-97343\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-7-of-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-7-of-8.jpg 600w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-7-of-8-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/your-essential-magnificence-7-of-8-500x667.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Roadside America had Your Essential Magnificence listed as a &#8220;your face here&#8221; photo op, and there are indeed small cutouts where one could conceivably put one&#8217;s face, but it seems obvious to me that this sculpture is intended to be a throne for your magnificent ass, with roughened steps to ascend and a golden halo around your head instead of a dark hole where you could barely be seen.\u00a0 Your Essential Magnificence spotted on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/@30.2417862,-97.7527719,3a,75y,33.97h,72.03t\/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sfdru7iCK75qwqqBNmn29hg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192\">Bartlett St in Austin, TX<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":97163,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[112,513,129,403,102,223],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-attractions","category-south","category-spotted-on-the-roadside","category-texas","category-travel","category-usa"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Spotted on the Roadside Around Austin, TX &#8226; 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