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It all started with a ridiculously awful idea bellachiara6 had:<\/p>\n
“Just so you know, I fully expect the babies to give the prayer at Thanksgiving. So start working on that. Maybe something like Shout At the Devil by Motley Crue.- Nicki\nShout, shout! Shout at the Devil! Eat some mashed potatoes!- Gene”<\/p>\n
So then, being curious girls with far too much time on their hands, we began to wonder–if Motley Crue were to put out a Thanksgiving album, what might it sound like?<\/p>\n
This is what we’ve come up with:<\/p>\n
“Now listen up\nShe’s razor sharp\nIf she don’t get her way\nShe’ll slice you apart\nNow she’s a carving that turkey\nPasses the plates\nIf you don’t like her stuffing\nYou might not get any pie!” (Nicki)<\/p>\n
“Too young (I’m too young) too young to not butter my roll….” (Mellzah)<\/p>\n
“Kneel down ye sinners, to\nMy turkey religion\nStuffing’s been crowned the new king\nCranberry sauce on the side\nTomorrow’s leftover sandwiches\nSave the blessings for the final ring-\nAMEN<\/p>\n
(take a ride on the turkey side!)” (Nicki)<\/p>\n
“Plug me in\nI’m not deep-fried tonight\nOut of the oven again\nTurn me on\nI’m too hot to stop\nSomething you’ll never forget\nTake my fork\nBaste my skin\nSage rub’s on top tonight<\/p>\n
No, no\nYou better turn me loose\nYou better set me free<\/p>\n
Cause I’m hot, trimmed, and mostly fat-free\nA little bit jucier than I used to be” (Mellzah)<\/p>\n
“I want you, I need you\nI want you to be mine tonight\nYou need me, you tease me\nUse you up, throw you away\nYou’re fire, taking me higher\nDon’t burn me, don’t let me down\nYou need me now, I’ll teach you how\nCome on and go all the way\nGet a piece of your turkey!\nah uh\nGet a piece of your turkey!” (Nicki)<\/p>\n
“With his revere ware knife\nAnd his pastry chef pride\nThe boy was a man before his time\nAnd she knew\nAll their pumpkin pie dreams would come true” (Mellzah)<\/p>\n
I hope that this has proved enlightening to you all. Sadly, I could probably keep going all night, but I’ve decided to show just the tiniest amount of restraint.<\/p>\n
Now if you’ll excuse me, Nikki Sixx is going to have my legs broke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It all started with a ridiculously awful idea bellachiara6 had: “Just so you know, I fully expect the babies to give the prayer at Thanksgiving. So start working on that. Maybe something like Shout At the Devil by Motley Crue.- Nicki Shout, shout! Shout at the Devil! Eat some mashed potatoes!- Gene” So then, being… Continue reading