{"id":837,"date":"2007-10-22T12:31:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-22T12:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=837"},"modified":"2014-01-31T15:58:38","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T23:58:38","slug":"project-flood-the-office-what-did-the-undertaker-send-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/project-flood-the-office-what-did-the-undertaker-send-me\/","title":{"rendered":"PROJECT: Flood the Office…What did the undertaker send me?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The answer is–nothing as corpsey as the mouse from pete23<\/span><\/a>. That’s a very dashing pirate figurine, nny! Thank you! <3<\/p>\n

Does it look to anyone else like he’s giving his gun a little cuddle?<\/p>\n

Tomorrow, the five finalists in the domino magazine decorating contest go live for people to start voting for the winner. Based on the sample pictures they’ve already put up to show off people’s entries, it appears that the pirate bathroom has not made the cut, or that they even took it as a serious entry, even though I wrote what will likely go down as the best 100 words of my life for my submission. Apparently, to Domino magazine, pirates aren’t stylish. In that case, they can kiss my swashbuckling, sea-spray-and-rum-scented ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      The answer is–nothing as corpsey as the mouse from pete23. That’s a very dashing pirate figurine, nny! Thank you! <3 Does it look to anyone else like he’s giving his gun a little cuddle? 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