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Sad to say, but I think I’ve lost my game mojo–with my DS stolen and long gone, and everything in my house obsolete and\/or breaking down (goddamn you, xbox!), I’m way, way out of the loop. I have no idea what’s shiny and new and revolutionary. I didn’t understand why half my friends were practically creaming their jockeys with the release of Bioshock. Big Game Release season is right around the corner, and I’m clueless.<\/p>\n

So having said that, I had absolutely no intention of going to the Penny Arcade Expo; if I wasn’t hosting ph34rtimmybunny<\/a>, I wouldn’t be going at all. I just fear that they won’t have much there that will hold my interest. Hell, I’ve had a gamestop gift card since April, and even though I’ve gone in the store countless times since then, I haven’t seen a single thing that I want enough to even spend someone elses’ money on.<\/p>\n

This attitude about PAX changed when I perused the PAX forum and saw the formation of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Wendy’s Challenge 2007<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

Buy one of everything on the dollar menu at Wendy’s and eat it all in one sitting! It’s a total of 15 items! Winner gets a trophy, $45, and earns the street credit of being the “King\/Queen of Wendy’s”! And to be perfectly clear, you must be able to eat one of everything, toppings you dislike and all, not just 15 of one thing.<\/em><\/p>\n

Rules:<\/p>\n

1.) No potty breaks<\/p>\n

2.) No help from chemicals (Pepto Bismol, Tums…ect.)<\/p>\n

3.) No Hiding food under the table or in your lap\/backpack\/purse…ect.<\/p>\n

4.) No puking<\/p>\n

<\/em><\/p>\n

5.) No leaving your post unless accompanied by a judge<\/em><\/p>\n

There is no way in hell that I’m participating, but hell or high water could not keep me from witnessing this event in all its…glory. Oh, pictures will be taken. It looks like they’ve got a grand total of 15 contenders going for the…glory. You know, the glory of being a clown?<\/p>\n

If these gluttons for punishment plan events like this all weekend long, I will not be left wanting for entertainment.<\/p>\n

And who knows, maybe I’ll get my game mojo back!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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