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I recently had to have a second root canal in the same tooth because I’m just a lucky, lucky person, and after the numbness wore off, the pain settled in and I took the opportunity to lay in bed and moan about it. It didn’t take long before I realized how different Napoleon is from other dogs, though…<\/p>\n

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I don’t understand why I’ve never gotten a second dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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