{"id":6180,"date":"2012-02-08T05:35:28","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T05:35:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=6180"},"modified":"2012-02-08T05:35:28","modified_gmt":"2012-02-08T05:35:28","slug":"nom-or-vom-instead-of-chewing-gum-chew-bacon-you-could-brush-your-teeth-with-bacon-milkshakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/nom-or-vom-instead-of-chewing-gum-chew-bacon-you-could-brush-your-teeth-with-bacon-milkshakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Nom or Vom: &#8220;Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon. You could brush your teeth with (bacon) milkshakes!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bacon-milkshake.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Late to the bacon craze, Jack in the Box has nevertheless jumped in wholeheartedly, advocating that we <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marrybacon.com\">marry bacon<\/a>&#8230;or at least eat their blt burger and bacon milkshake. Wait, bacon <em>what<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>BACON MILKSHAKE. Creamy. Smoky. Surprisingly kosher AND vegetarian. But would you eat it?<\/p>\n<p>Pros: It&#8217;s a way of cramming more bacon into your lunch, especially for those who cannot normally eat bacon. It meets or exceeds government-established daily ice cream recommendations. As it&#8217;s neither artifically colored nor scented, it would be a wicked funny prank to give it to someone who thought they were getting a vanilla shake.<\/p>\n<p>Cons: Isn&#8217;t bacon kind of over? If it&#8217;s vegetarian, is it even technically bacon? 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