{"id":6130,"date":"2012-01-10T20:55:42","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T20:55:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=6130"},"modified":"2012-01-10T20:55:42","modified_gmt":"2012-01-10T20:55:42","slug":"the-t-rex-has-been-clocked-at-35-miles-an-hour-say-again-we-have-a-t-rex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/the-t-rex-has-been-clocked-at-35-miles-an-hour-say-again-we-have-a-t-rex\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The t-rex has been clocked at 35 miles an hour.&#8221;  &#8220;Say again?&#8221; &#8220;We have a t-rex!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We recently made the decision that we&#8217;d be staying in this house for at least another year, thus revamping my interest in home decor&#8211;it doesn&#8217;t make sense to pound a bunch of holes in the wall if they&#8217;re just going to be more work to fill in a couple of months. 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