{"id":6104,"date":"2011-12-16T21:49:44","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T21:49:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=6104"},"modified":"2015-05-18T11:19:25","modified_gmt":"2015-05-18T18:19:25","slug":"music-to-induce-merry-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/music-to-induce-merry-madness\/","title":{"rendered":"Music to Induce Merry Madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For some foolish reason, I started a battle of bad Christmas music with a friend. Little did I realize this is a well that will never run dry. So to get you in the holiday mood (note, I didn&#8217;t say GOOD mood), here is our lovingly compiled list, perfect for inspiring an evening of heavy drinking or used as a not-so-subtle way to encourage relatives to leave your home.<\/p>\n<p>Dr Elmo: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Rap\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KyRliHmvM-I?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p>Ali Lohan: Christmas Magic\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rGv4-jbccSQ?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>John Denver: Please Daddy (Don&#8217;t Get Drunk This Christmas)<\/p>\n<p>Yogi Yorgesson: I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rNNpVYwID3I?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Lou Monte: Dominick the Donkey\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nQrdxtWgHbE?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Cyndi Lauper: Christmas Conga<\/p>\n<p>Little Cindy: Happy Birthday Jesus\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5OnbupKZeo4?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>DJC: I Want A Blowjob For Christmas\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qk6c50IWU1Y?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Chewbacca: Silent Night\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0cPXEo6gqBI?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Bongleburt Doppelganger: O Come All Ye Faithful<\/p>\n<p>Tiny Tim: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xoH0k7V4LSs?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The Goodies: Father Christmas (Do Not Touch Me)\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CsK2C3yNFQI?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Eazy E: Merry Mothafuckin&#8217; Christmas\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JdSmzS1Fklk?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Kevin Bloody Wilson: Hey Santa Claus You Cunt<\/p>\n<p>Fist Me This Christmas\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yRfvSOuwM_4?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>New Kids on the Block: Funky Funky Xmas<\/p>\n<p>Dunlap: I Don&#8217;t Feel Like Fuckin&#8217; This Christmas\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ie7IePwX5VE?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Busta Rhymes: Grinch featuring Jim Carrey\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/s2Q2csuodko?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>We could keep going for quite some time&#8211;there&#8217;s enough legitimately terrible Christmas music out there to horrify and enthrall us for days, but I have got packing to do and movies to pan (Jim Carrey, I&#8217;m not done with you), so this list will have to suffice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For some foolish reason, I started a battle of bad Christmas music with a friend. 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