{"id":6082,"date":"2011-12-07T19:56:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T19:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=6082"},"modified":"2019-06-25T16:00:35","modified_gmt":"2019-06-25T23:00:35","slug":"the-bigfoot-diet-pork-chops-aplenty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/the-bigfoot-diet-pork-chops-aplenty\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bigfoot Diet: Pork Chops Aplenty!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/anacortes.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Anacortes: a town with the world&#8217;s second best fish and chips, smoked salmon phone cards, and more Sasquatch paintings than you can shake a stick at. The first Sasquatch came as a surprise. &#8220;Stop the car and look at that house!&#8221; A Sasquatch bid welcome, while an attack cat warned us to keep our distance and a mermaid floated further off indifferently. We parked the car and found more on our way to a restaurant&#8211;a Sasquatch couple, the lady of the pair holding a strategically placed flower. A Sasquatch peddling juice. A Sasquatch clutching a painter&#8217;s palette. When we found ourselves in a ceramics-painting coffee shop, what else could have served as our subject?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/friends.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I began thinking about the lady Sasquatch and her carefully placed flower, and inspiration struck. While my painting skills fall somewhat short of Botticelli&#8217;s, my &#8220;Birth of Sasquatch&#8221; spoon rest will bring a touch of class to my kitchen. After we were finished, we left the pieces with the shop owner to be fired and asked if we needed to leave our names in order to pick them up&#8211;he took one look at our subject matter and figured he&#8217;d be able to keep them together without any difficulty.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/spoonrests.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait to see them after they&#8217;ve been fired. While our masterpieces are not for sale, you can see more Anacortes sasquatch art and buy your own giant sasquatch at the artist Christine Olsen&#8217;s website.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anacortes: a town with the world&#8217;s second best fish and chips, smoked salmon phone cards, and more Sasquatch paintings than you can shake a stick at. 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