{"id":6065,"date":"2011-11-27T22:20:20","date_gmt":"2011-11-27T22:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=6065"},"modified":"2011-11-27T22:29:03","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T22:29:03","slug":"peter-pepper-the-pepper-spray-cop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/peter-pepper-the-pepper-spray-cop\/","title":{"rendered":"Peter Pepper, the Pepper-Spray Cop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strike>We were<\/strike>I was hungover from Thanksgiving Part II yesterday and lazed about while playing NES games. 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