{"id":6041,"date":"2011-11-16T18:16:09","date_gmt":"2011-11-16T18:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=6041"},"modified":"2015-05-18T11:18:49","modified_gmt":"2015-05-18T18:18:49","slug":"nom-or-vom-babe-pig-in-the-costco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/nom-or-vom-babe-pig-in-the-costco\/","title":{"rendered":"Nom or Vom: Babe, Pig in the Costco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/4.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There was a time not so long ago when pigs were afforded no respect, except by other pigs; they lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world. In those days pigs believed that the sooner they grew large and fat, the sooner they&#8217;d be taken into Pig Paradise, a place so wonderful that no pig had ever thought to come back.&#8221; Until now, molded into the shape of piglets for your oven-roasting pleasure and Thanksgiving delight.<\/p>\n<p>Pros: This is probably the only time you&#8217;d be able to say &#8220;Oh man, I&#8217;m so hungry I could eat a whole pig&#8221; and actually be able to do it, you don&#8217;t win friends with salad, as far as hog faces go the molded piglet face is cuter than the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.costco.com\/Browse\/Product.aspx?Prodid=11590044&#038;whse=BC&#038;Ne=4000000&#038;eCat=BC|3605|33130|58967&#038;N=4018283&#038;Mo=17&#038;pos=4&#038;No=0&#038;Nr=P_CatalogName:BC&#038;cat=58967&#038;Ns=P_Price|1||P_SignDesc1&#038;lang=en-US&#038;Sp=C&#038;ec=BC-EC16791-Cat33130&#038;topnav=\">porchetta face<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Cons: Would you even be able to take a bite without hearing &#8220;Baa Ram Ewe&#8221;?, once you&#8217;ve started on the molded food craze your table will be covered in turkey shaped butter and jello molded into hooves, also kind of looks like a naked puppy which adds a whole new dimension to your holiday table.<\/p>\n<div id=\"polls-7\" class=\"wp-polls\">\n<form id=\"polls_form_7\" class=\"wp-polls-form\" action=\"\/index.php\" method=\"post\">\n<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" id=\"poll_7_nonce\" name=\"wp-polls-nonce\" value=\"e79c5586fe\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"poll_id\" value=\"7\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Would you eat this?<\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"polls-7-ans\" class=\"wp-polls-ans\">\n<ul class=\"wp-polls-ul\">\n<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-16\" name=\"poll_7\" value=\"16\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-16\">NOM NOM NOM<\/label><\/li>\n<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-17\" name=\"poll_7\" value=\"17\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-17\">VOM VOM VOM<\/label><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type=\"button\" name=\"vote\" value=\"   Vote   \" class=\"Buttons\" onclick=\"poll_vote(7);\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"#ViewPollResults\" onclick=\"poll_result(7); return false;\" title=\"View Results Of This Poll\">View Results<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div><\/form>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"polls-7-loading\" class=\"wp-polls-loading\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-polls\/images\/loading.gif\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading ...\" title=\"Loading ...\" class=\"wp-polls-image\" \/>&nbsp;Loading ...<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;There was a time not so long ago when pigs were afforded no respect, except by other pigs; they lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world. 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