{"id":5792,"date":"2011-09-19T20:08:34","date_gmt":"2011-09-19T20:08:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=5792"},"modified":"2011-09-19T20:09:30","modified_gmt":"2011-09-19T20:09:30","slug":"an-army-of-dogs-no-bully-will-ever-touch-me-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/an-army-of-dogs-no-bully-will-ever-touch-me-again\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;An army of dogs!  No bully will ever touch me again.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some friends are getting a new puppy soon, and we were invited (read: I weaseled my way into) to come play with the little fluffballs. 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