{"id":5676,"date":"2011-09-02T21:50:41","date_gmt":"2011-09-02T21:50:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=5676"},"modified":"2011-09-02T21:50:41","modified_gmt":"2011-09-02T21:50:41","slug":"canadian-doppelganger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/canadian-doppelganger\/","title":{"rendered":"Canadian Doppelganger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, while I was wandering through Victoria, I spotted this sign:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/IMG_0506.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t normally take much note of a sign like this&#8211;it&#8217;s about a fast food chain I don&#8217;t give a rip about opening in a city I have visited a grand total of once, but the incorrect use of &#8220;your&#8221; instead of &#8220;you&#8217;re&#8221; grabbed my eyes like high-powered magnets. Excuse me for being Golgar the Grammarian but those sorts of errors are maddening to me, given that the company is enormous and several sets of eyes had to pass over this before it was approved to go to press and not ONE person noticed it. Particularly given that all of these people are gainfully employed, but as the gentleman at the unemployment office told me on Tuesday &#8220;You no have education, that why no one give you job.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When I got home and looked at the photo on my computer, I noticed that someone else also felt some self-righteous grammar rage:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/IMG_0506big.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Thank you, grammar rage twin. 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