{"id":5372,"date":"2011-07-16T00:04:58","date_gmt":"2011-07-16T00:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=5372"},"modified":"2011-07-16T00:12:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-16T00:12:00","slug":"tom-marvolo-riddle-also-known-as-lord-raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/tom-marvolo-riddle-also-known-as-lord-raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr\/","title":{"rendered":"Lord Voldemort, Man of 1,000 Screams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just like nearly everyone else on Earth, I&#8217;ve got my ticket to see the last Harry Potter film this weekend. It occurred to me, however, when watching the most recent trailer, that Voldemort is nearly always screaming or shouting. Really. Watch it.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5NYt1qirBWg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>While there are a couple that I may have accidentally attributed to him instead of others, I count between seven and nine distinct Voldemort screams which accounts for one approximately every seventeen seconds.<\/p>\n<p>Lord Voldemort is clearly an angry, angry wizard. And then I started thinking: what else might get him all riled up and shouty?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/voldemortscream.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/voldemortscream2.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/voldemortscream3.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/voldemortscream4.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/voldemortscream5.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Someone get this guy an antacid tablet before he gives himself an ulcer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just like nearly everyone else on Earth, I&#8217;ve got my ticket to see the last Harry Potter film this weekend. 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