{"id":22291,"date":"2014-10-31T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-31T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=22291"},"modified":"2014-10-20T13:25:48","modified_gmt":"2014-10-20T20:25:48","slug":"nom-or-vom-death-by-chocolate-and-poison-ill-stick-in-some-poison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/nom-or-vom-death-by-chocolate-and-poison-ill-stick-in-some-poison\/","title":{"rendered":"Nom or Vom: Death By Chocolate…And Poison, I’ll Stick In Some Poison"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Oh chocolate, you giveth and you taketh away, giving us a desire for dessert and at the same time, a revulsion so great that we may never eat dessert again. What is the lesson we’ve learned? If it can be covered in chocolate, it will be covered in chocolate. And someone will probably eat it. Is that someone you?<\/p>\n

Pros:<\/strong> Enrobed in chocolate like all the finest things in life, devenomed for your eating pleasure, not eating insects is just a western social construct, probably like the crunchiest chocolate covered chip in the world…<\/p>\n

Cons:<\/strong> …Except that it’s also filled with goo and is made of scorpion, you have to chew the stinger thoroughly to prevent it from scratching your esophagus on the way down which means more time in your mouth, given our Western social constructs you can prepare to never be tongue-kissed again by attractive people who now know you’re a bug-eater, being haunted by the ghost of a pissed off scorpion who can call his fully-venomous brethren on you<\/p>\n

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Would you eat a chocolate covered scorpion?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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