{"id":21281,"date":"2014-10-15T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-15T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=21281"},"modified":"2014-10-10T20:56:51","modified_gmt":"2014-10-11T03:56:51","slug":"nom-or-vom-cotton-candy-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/nom-or-vom-cotton-candy-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Nom or Vom: Cotton Candy Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/10305513_10152672282065676_9109460892317443792_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-24921\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/10305513_10152672282065676_9109460892317443792_n.jpg\" alt=\"10305513_10152672282065676_9109460892317443792_n\" width=\"316\" height=\"576\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/10305513_10152672282065676_9109460892317443792_n.jpg 316w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/10305513_10152672282065676_9109460892317443792_n-164x300.jpg 164w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/10305513_10152672282065676_9109460892317443792_n-150x273.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/10305513_10152672282065676_9109460892317443792_n-200x364.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I think I should rename this column &#8220;Herr&#8217;s presents: Nom or Vom&#8221; just due to the sheer amount of times they&#8217;ve introduced something the thought of which makes my tastebuds give up the will to live. 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