{"id":21271,"date":"2014-10-10T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=21271"},"modified":"2019-06-25T13:04:50","modified_gmt":"2019-06-25T20:04:50","slug":"spotted-on-the-roadside-a-man-eating-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/spotted-on-the-roadside-a-man-eating-fish\/","title":{"rendered":"Spotted on the Roadside: A Man-Eating Fish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/fish-catching-fisherman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-21751\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/fish-catching-fisherman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"687\" height=\"515\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/fish-catching-fisherman.jpg 737w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/fish-catching-fisherman-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/fish-catching-fisherman-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/fish-catching-fisherman-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/fish-catching-fisherman-200x150.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 687px) 100vw, 687px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bremerton-fish.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-21731\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bremerton-fish.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"682\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bremerton-fish.jpg 737w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bremerton-fish-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bremerton-fish-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bremerton-fish-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bremerton-fish-200x150.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 682px) 100vw, 682px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bremerton-fisherman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-21741\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bremerton-fisherman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"687\" height=\"515\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bremerton-fisherman.jpg 737w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bremerton-fisherman-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bremerton-fisherman-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bremerton-fisherman-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bremerton-fisherman-200x150.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 687px) 100vw, 687px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In Bremerton, the fish have completely turned the tables on <a href=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/spotted-on-the-roadside-people-dont-do-that-sort-of-thing-with-fish\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">your average lusty Washington fisherman<\/a>, battling him out of the water (much to his surprise). All that remains is to gut him, clean him, and prepare him for dinner&#8211;may I suggest sus-he*?<\/p>\n<p>Spotted on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/@47.5656238,-122.6269347,3a,75y,348.37h,92.66t\/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sUaqPdvAuSOAup2ZY8dVkKg!2e0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Fourth Street in Bremerton, WA<\/a> \u00a0 <em>*Worst. Pun. Ever.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Bremerton, the fish have completely turned the tables on your average lusty Washington fisherman, battling him out of the water (much to his surprise). All that remains is to gut him, clean him, and prepare him for dinner&#8211;may I suggest sus-he*? Spotted on Fourth Street in Bremerton, WA \u00a0 *Worst. Pun. 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