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I got home yesterday after finishing painting and cleaning my apartment to the point where it looks like I never lived there save for the hat which fell behind the hot water heater that I can’t figure out how to retrieve, and I was exhausted<\/em>. Tired, and dirty, and hungry. Too tired to cook. Too hungry to graze on crackers. Too dirty to be seen in public.<\/p>\n

So Jason ordered us a pizza, along with some special instructions.<\/p>\n

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And when the pizza arrived:<\/p>\n

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VICTORY<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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