{"id":1816,"date":"2010-10-18T10:38:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-18T10:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=1816"},"modified":"2015-05-18T11:17:20","modified_gmt":"2015-05-18T18:17:20","slug":"if-youre-gonna-be-dumb-ya-gotta-be-tough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/if-youre-gonna-be-dumb-ya-gotta-be-tough\/","title":{"rendered":"If you’re gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough."},"content":{"rendered":"

On Friday before the haunt dress rehearsal, I made my way to SoDo to go to PNTA<\/a> to look for makeup kit supplies. I was thrilled to discover that they stock both Ben Nye and Kryolan (and was informed that they’re one of the biggest distributers of Ben Nye in the country) and simultaneously knew that having relatively easy access is going to be a problem for me because my kit is going to grow to monstrous size rapidly. Time to start pondering storage solutions BEFORE my place gets hoarding-level bad!<\/p>\n

After the haunt, I went downtown to see Jackass in 3D with mrsamedi<\/a> and one of his friends. Mock me if you must for enjoying Jackass, but for me, there’s very little more comforting in this world than watching idiots hurt themselves in increasingly entertaining ways. It’s the movie equivalent of a fuzzy blanket and chicken soup when you’ve got a cold. I laughed so hard that I believe I ruptured one of my internal organs.<\/p>\n

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All of the trailers before the movie were ridiculous. RIDICULOUS. Take, for instance, The Warrior’s Way:<\/p>\n