{"id":1809,"date":"2010-10-11T16:09:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-11T16:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=1809"},"modified":"2011-06-21T21:58:31","modified_gmt":"2011-06-21T21:58:31","slug":"they-didnt-have-the-privileges-like-you-and-i-do-you-know-to-slut-their-faces-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/they-didnt-have-the-privileges-like-you-and-i-do-you-know-to-slut-their-faces-up\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;They didn&#8217;t have the privileges like you and I do, you know, to slut their faces up.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been following <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/petrilude\">Petrilude<\/a> on youtube for quite a while&#8211;he does fantastic makeup tutorials, from simple things to more avant-garde looks, tips and tricks for things like contouring the face and concealing brows, etc. Every October, he parades out some AMAZING Halloween looks, and whenever he asks for feedback on what people are looking for in their costume makeup, it&#8217;s always &#8220;Sexy cop&#8221;, &#8220;Sexy firefighter&#8221;, &#8220;Sexy bumblebee&#8221;, &#8220;Sexy Alice in Wonderland&#8221;. 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