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This sign basically came as news to me, because I thought the center of the universe was wherever I happened to be standing. Next you’ll be telling me that other people exist when I’m not around, which is patently untrue.<\/p>\n

Spotted in Fremont, WA<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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