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After the Cranberry Museum, we hopped over to the Maritime Museum to cause more trouble. And potentially learn something. But mostly cause more trouble.<\/p>\n

\"\" We lost the supplies? We have resort to cannibalism?<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398695923939_5194180_n\"<\/a><\/em> No, no, rescue is surely around the corner!<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398695948939_7260152_n\"<\/a> Quick! Let’s commandeer this ship while the crew sleeps!<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398696088939_6250556_n\"<\/a> Set a course for Barbados! Cabana boys, here we come! …I am still thinking about cannibalism.<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398696083939_4703022_n\"<\/a> I am the best stealth captain ever! Muahahahaha!<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398695718939_7665459_n\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"28726_398696108939_2901520_n\"<\/a> Help! Evan is being attacked by a fearsome octopus!<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398695938939_7731135_n\"<\/a> Quick! Grab onto something, anything to pull us aboard!<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398696103939_2073117_n\"<\/a> We’ll each have to demonstrate our specific skills in order to earn an honest living aboard the ship.<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398695728939_7153904_n\"<\/a> Some of us are less naturally skilled than others and have to rely on the natural loneliness and drunkenness of sailors.<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398696113939_4196619_n\"<\/a> How long is going to take for them to feed us? Crikey! …I am still thinking about cannibalism.<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398697888939_5399824_n\"<\/a> Soooooo….hungry!<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398696128939_52363_n\"<\/a> I don’t want to do any work, per se. I just want three hots and a cot.<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398698298939_8122080_n\"<\/a> Quick, cut the power to create confusion so we can escape with a rowboat and provisions!<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398698308939_8164193_n\"<\/a> A bye-bye, everybody!<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398695733939_5968991_n\"<\/a> How could these sweet faces possibly wreak havoc on a perfectly nice museum?<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n

\"28726_398695738939_3696192_n\"<\/a>…Nevermind.<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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