{"id":1701,"date":"2010-06-09T21:46:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-09T21:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=1701"},"modified":"2015-03-06T15:13:36","modified_gmt":"2015-03-06T23:13:36","slug":"and-you-cant-piss-on-hospitality-i-wont-allow-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/and-you-cant-piss-on-hospitality-i-wont-allow-it\/","title":{"rendered":"And you can&#8217;t piss on hospitality! I WON&#8217;T ALLOW IT!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/lol-troll-2.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/egwD4jTo3GE\" width=\"560\" height=\"349\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Have you ever seen Troll 2? Widely recognized as one of the worst movies of all time, Troll 2 is the subject of a recent documentary, <a href=\"http:\/\/bestworstmovie.com\/\">Best Worst Movie<\/a>. Troll 2 was named as such to capitalize on the relative success of Troll; however, the movie contains precisely zero trolls, and is, in fact, about goblins. Awful, awful, vegetarian goblins from the town of Nilbog who are terrified of the cholesterol content in meat. However, it does have a memorable corn-on-the-cob sex scene, and a molotov cocktail-throwing grandpa from beyond the grave.<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;Two decades later, the film\u2019s now-grown-up child star (Michael Paul Stephenson) unravels the improbable, heartfelt story of the Alabama dentist-turned-cult movie icon and the Italian filmmaker who come to terms with this genuine, internationally revered cinematic failure.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5tFgZ6DmXmw\" width=\"560\" height=\"349\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Best Worst Movie will be screening at the Central Cinema on June 18th, 9:30pm. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.readyticket.net\/webticket\/webticket2.asp?WCI=BuyTicket&amp;WCE=BEST+WORST+MOVIE,061920102130,1,77182,NR,0\">Tickets are six bucks if you buy in advance and you can drink in the theater, plus cast &amp; crew will be in attendance.<\/a> Why wouldn&#8217;t you come?<\/p>\n<p><!--more After seeing that Troll 2 ranked #61 on the IMDB's top 100 worst movies, I decided to check out how many of these cinematic masterpieces I've seen.--><\/p>\n<p>After seeing that Troll 2 ranked #61 on the IMDB&#8217;s top 100 worst movies, I decided to check out how many of these cinematic masterpieces I&#8217;ve seen.<\/p>\n<p>1. Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966)\n2. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)\n3. Monster a-Go Go (1965)\n4. The Skydivers (1963)\n5. Daniel &#8211; Der Zauberer (2004)\n6. Pocket Ninjas (1997)\n7. The Starfighters (1964)\n<b>8. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)<\/b>\n9. Ben &amp; Arthur (2002)\n10. Zaat (1975)\n11. The Final Sacrifice (1990)\n12. Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag (2007)\n13. Fat Slags (2004)\n14. Kis Vuk (2008)\n15. Emret komutanim: Sah mat (2007)\n16. Zombie Nation (2004)\n17. Track of the Moon Beast (1976)\n18. Pledge This! (2006)\n<b>19. Merlin&#8217;s Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996)<\/b>\n20. Troppo belli (2005)\n21. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)\n22. From Justin to Kelly (2003)\n23. Disaster Movie (2008)\n24. The Hillz (2004)\n25. Los nuevos extraterrestres (1983)\n<b>26. Hobgoblins (1988)<\/b>\n27. The Apocalypse (2007)\n28. Zodiac Killer (2005)\n29. The Maize: The Movie (2004)\n<b>30. The Wild World of Batwoman (1966)<\/b>\n31. Die Hard Dracula (1998)\n<b>32. Girl in Gold Boots (1968)<\/b>\n33. Stjerner uden hjerner (1997)\n34. Who&#8217;s Your Caddy? (2007)\n35. Furry Vengeance (2010)\n36. Dis &#8211; en historie om kj\u00e6rlighet (1995)\n37. The Tony Blair Witch Project (2000)\n38. Crossover (2006)\n39. Y\u00fbsei \u00f4ji (1959)\n40. D\u00fcnyayi Kurtaran Adam&#8217;in oglu (2006)\n41. The Creeping Terror (1964)\n42. Ator l&#8217;invincibile 2 (1984)\n43. The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II (1985)\n44. Keloglan kara prens&#8217;e karsi (2006)\n45. The Hottie &amp; the Nottie (2008)\n46. Soultaker (1990)\n<b>47. Santa Claus (1959)<\/b>\n48. Popstar (2005)\n49. Tangents (1994)\n<b>50. Going Overboard (1989)<\/b>\n51. L&#8217;uomo puma (1980)\n52. Anne B. Real (2003)\n53. Surf School (2006)\n<b>54. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)<\/b>\n55. Space Mutiny (1988)\n56. Miss Cast Away (2004)\n<b>57. House of the Dead (2003)<\/b>\n<b>58. Eegah (1962)<\/b>\n59. Glitter (2001)\n60. Feel the Noise (2007)\n<b>61. Troll 2 (1990)<\/b>\n62. Snowboard Academy (1996)\n63. Son of the Mask (2005)\n64. Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)\n65. Santa with Muscles (1996)\n66. Laserblast (1978)\n67. Zeiten \u00e4ndern Dich (2010)\n68. Leonard Part 6 (1987)\n69. Ein Toter hing im Netz (1960)\n70. Chairman of the Board (1998)\n71. Demon Island (2002)\n72. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)\n73. In the Mix (2005)\n74. Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)\n75. American Ninja V (1993)\n76. Epic Movie (2007)\n77. Mitchell (1975)\n78. Baby Geniuses (1999)\n79. Nine Lives (2002)\n80. Anus Magillicutty (2003)\n81. Cool as Ice (1991)\n<b>82. Phat Girlz (2006)<\/b>\n83. Araf (2006)\n84. Simon Sez (1999)\n85. Alone in the Dark (2005)\n<b>86. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)<\/b>\n87. The Smokers (2000)\n88. Love in Paris (1997)\n89. Ed (1996)\n90. Hababam sinifi 3,5 (2006)\n91. Alien from L.A. (1988)\n92. .com for Murder (2002)\n93. Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)\n94. Levottomat 3 (2004)\n95. Gigli (2003)\n96. It&#8217;s Pat (1994)\n97. Why Did I Get Married Too? (2010)\n98. Daddy Day Camp (2007)\n99. Kazaam (1996)\n<b>100. Meet the Spartans (2008)<\/b><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a pretty good start, and I think I should probably try to tackle the rest, but those baby genius movies may be the death of me. And those parody movies&#8230;Amy rented &#8216;Meet the Spartans&#8217; and it wasn&#8217;t so terrible it was amazing, it was so terrible I wanted to die. I imagine Disaster Movie and Epic Movie will be nigh-equal levels of awful.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Maybe this is a bad plan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever seen Troll 2? Widely recognized as one of the worst movies of all time, Troll 2 is the subject of a recent documentary, Best Worst Movie. 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