{"id":1623,"date":"2010-03-06T21:42:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-06T21:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=1623"},"modified":"2015-05-21T17:49:14","modified_gmt":"2015-05-22T00:49:14","slug":"glee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/glee\/","title":{"rendered":"GLEE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Deep-Blue-Sea-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh my god, Deep Blue Sea is on TV tonight. To imagine my level of surprised delight, it&#8217;s pretty much equivalent to telling a five year old that Santa is making an extra-special stop at their house, just because.<\/p>\n<p>I love that it has sharks the size of a room and yet they can swim in about a foot of water. I love that it&#8217;s basically set at Alcatraz for sharks. 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