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For Girly Beach Weekend 2010, Emily is having a custom Monopoly board made with Beach House stuff on it. I thought, what is a custom board without custom figures?<\/p>\n

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In this blurry cell phone picture, we have represented:<\/p>\n

-The World’s Largest Frying Pan, located in Long Beach\n-A sand castle, for the annual competition at Cannon Beach<\/a>\n-A bottle of wine, because we are fueled by booze\n-Jake the Alligator Man, located at Marsh’s Free Museum<\/a> in Long Beach\n-That Smug Bastard Bald Eagle who flies away whenever Emily tries to photograph him\n-The horse that gave Anne epic facial swelling<\/a>\n-A crab for Jackie-Chan style stomping<\/a> on the beach\n-An elephant in a shower cap, which is completely an in-joke\n-The ‘I’m Calling Grandma’ creepy doll<\/a> that we<\/span>I hid all over the house\n-And, of course, the blowjob pirate<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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