{"id":1542,"date":"2009-12-10T23:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-10T23:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=1542"},"modified":"2011-07-02T22:07:08","modified_gmt":"2011-07-02T22:07:08","slug":"pronounced-stoo-pid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/pronounced-stoo-pid\/","title":{"rendered":"Pronounced Stoo-pid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/4176214512_a8a84e00ed.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Helpful sign is helpful. I&#8217;d like to see more pronunciations as part of standard signage.<\/p>\n<p>You know that whomever owns this studio put this sign up after being driven nuts listening to people call it pie-lay-tees all day. This is the product of focused irritation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Helpful sign is helpful. I&#8217;d like to see more pronunciations as part of standard signage. 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