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As I got off the bus, I got to hear a lot of comments about my &#8216;ghetto booty&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><span>\u0ca0_\u0ca0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Uh, at least I didn&#8217;t get knifed?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, I took the bus to downtown Renton to grab dinner at my favorite Indian place; fortuitously, there is a bus that runs almost directly from door to door. 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