{"id":1260,"date":"2009-03-23T09:28:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-23T09:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2011-07-01T20:34:50","modified_gmt":"2011-07-01T20:34:50","slug":"im-still-wicked-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/im-still-wicked-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m still wicked bad."},"content":{"rendered":"
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So, I finally<\/em> got around to watching ‘Once Upon a Time in China’–I’ve only had it from Netflix for going on two months now. The movie synopsis on the envelope made me laugh:<\/p>\n
“Fists and feet fly like lightning bolts when Wong Fei-hung defends a martial arts school from corrupt government officials, a renegade swordsman and an illegal slave ring. The finale, in an old warehouse, is awesome<\/strong>, with Li using every square inch of the structure in his intricate fight choreography.”<\/em><\/p>\n
The finale…is awesome. Who wrote this copy? A twelve year old? I look forward to seeing more by this person: “Battlestar Galactica: Season 4.5: Robots and humans blow each other up and it kicks ass.” “Terminator 4: The explosions were like, way cool, and also totally sick, dude.” “Showgirls 2: Wow-de-dow I love boobies.”<\/p>\n
Speaking of loving boobies, thank you to the anonymous benefactor who gifted me with three months of suicide girls time. I am now accomplishing nothing in my free time and I probably couldn’t be happier about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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