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Poll #1335758<\/a><\/strong> Don’t Send In The Clowns<\/em>\nOpen to: All<\/strong>, detailed results viewable to: All<\/strong>, participants: 24<\/p>\n

What do you think the clown’s intentions are with the young, rosy-cheeked, gimpy-armed boy?<\/p>\n

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pretzelcoatl<\/strong><\/a> — Virgin sacrifice. In more ways than one.<\/div>\n
scearley<\/strong><\/a> — He’s collecting on a bet the tyke made. Teach that kid to bet on the canadians in Ice Dancing…..<\/div>\n
stationary_jew<\/strong><\/a> — To introduce him to the ways of Gomorrah.<\/div>\n
maps_or_guitars<\/strong><\/a> — Well, from the look of those arms, not a handjob.<\/div>\n
dslartoo<\/strong><\/a> — Three words: John Wayne Gacy.<\/div>\n
whobyfire78<\/strong><\/a> — anal penetration of course.<\/div>\n
crazyfaeriegirl<\/strong> — D: I don’t even want to know. The thought is terrifying.<\/div>\n
apestyle<\/strong><\/a> — Shuffleboard on the poopdeck.<\/div>\n
distance_to_sky<\/strong><\/a> — Given the position of that kid’s hand, I can only imagine that trans-dimensional clowns are the newest forces of the NAMBLA occupation of America.<\/div>\n
leighhyphenanne<\/strong><\/a> — omg raaaaape<\/div>\n
watchout5<\/strong> — Anal Penetration via Full Nelson<\/div>\n
mrsamedi<\/strong><\/a> — It’s best not to know.<\/div>\n
penguinet<\/strong><\/a> — He’s herding him away because he doesn’t look happy enough. Unhappy kids go to the reprogramming area.<\/div>\n
beachin<\/strong><\/a> — It can’t be good. “Come with me, kid.”<\/div>\n
faerieburst<\/strong><\/a> — He’s checking to make sure sis in the wheelchair is occupied before he drags bro behind a curtain. BAD CLOWN!<\/div>\n
mewelke<\/strong><\/a> — a reminder that “fist” can be a verb.<\/div>\n
uncledisgusting<\/strong><\/a> — he is going to take him to “up the arse” corner.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Can you trust a clown that can stand beside you and behind you at the same time?<\/p>\n

View Answers<\/a>\nCan you you ever trust a clown?\n9<\/strong> (37.5%) <\/p>\n

Just because a grown man wears a death mask made of paint and bends space-time is no reason to not trust him, Mellzah. I’m ashamed of you.\n 6<\/strong> (25.0%)<\/p>\n

:shudder: Trans-dimensional clowns\n 9<\/strong> (37.5%)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

THEN. CAME. THE CLOWNS.<\/p>\n

View Answers<\/a>\nNO! Not the clowns!\n14<\/strong> (63.6%) <\/p>\n

Don’t send in those clowns, they always bring me down.\n 8<\/strong> (36.4%)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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