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This is the best thing I’ve ever coaxed out of an etch-a-sketch.<\/p>\n

Also, I have learned of an upcoming wedding that may, in fact, trump all prior weddings I’ve attended–the man decided that the most appropriate moment to indicate that he would love and cherish the woman forever by proposing to her was while she was cleaning the toilet. And then she had to go buy her own ring.<\/p>\n

I will<\/em> be invited to this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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