{"id":10245,"date":"2014-05-06T09:00:18","date_gmt":"2014-05-06T16:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/?p=10245"},"modified":"2014-04-26T02:16:24","modified_gmt":"2014-04-26T09:16:24","slug":"nom-or-vom-break-me-off-a-piece-of-that-kit-kat-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mellzah.com\/index.php\/nom-or-vom-break-me-off-a-piece-of-that-kit-kat-pizza\/","title":{"rendered":"Nom or Vom: Break me off a piece of that kit kat pizza"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"strawberry<\/a>via Strawberry Cones<\/a><\/p>\n

Japan is just CRUSHING the United States when it comes to creative junk food. We may have taken back the competitive eating title, but pizza toppings on chicken nuggets<\/a> is child’s play compared to this stoner’s wet dream: pizza with gorgonzola, mangos, mixed nuts, honey-maple sauce and bakeable custard pudding kit kats, all topped with cheese. What?!<\/em><\/p>\n

Pros:<\/strong> If you’ve ever thought “Man, I’d like to buy a pizza, and I also want to buy a candy bar but I don’t want to look like a pig”–PROBLEM SOLVED, it probably counts as one of your FDA recommended daily servings of fruit, it definitely makes for a more interesting dessert than the “sprinkle some cinnamon on our standard breadsticks and call it a day” thing that stateside pizza chains do, two cheeses are better than one<\/p>\n

Cons:<\/strong> The mental image of a custard pudding kit-kat popping like a zit and oozing into one’s mouth, a number of powerful flavors battling it out on a relatively small surface area, is the illicit love of pizza and candy (much like Romeo and Juliet) going to cause your stomach to commit suicide?<\/p>\n

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Would you eat mango gorgonzola custard kit-kat pizza?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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