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https://mellzah.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vomlarm.jpg605438There are many alarm clocks on this earth, each one designed to wake you up at an hour at which you would not naturally rise, in order to do shit that you don’t want to do. Some attempt to lessen the blow with subtle chimes that are supposed to integrate into your dreams to wake... Continue reading →